October 29th, 2017
The colors, the crisp air, the light… fall is a fabulous season. And life is a series of memories, and bonding with your family. With fall schools are back in session and cooler temperatures are moving in, meaning Fall is the perfect time to browse a local bookstore, indulge your taste buds at a cupcake shop, explore an aquarium or even a day trip to a pumpkin patch.
Whatever you decide to do, it’s all about being together because you want to. Fall fun is about creating heartfelt memories to reflect upon in years to come. Build some memories this week.
October 7th, 2016
September 22nd marked the end of summer regardless of what the thermometer said. But now, the air is crisp and feels like Fall is in the air. Fall is a favorite of many that enjoy the seasonal apples & pumpkin harvests, festivals, spectacular foliage, and of course, Fall jokes.
Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: leaf me alone.
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I’m falling for you.
Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.
A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet and the red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”
From warm apple cider to camping trips, there are so many reasons to enjoy fall. It’s Fall y’all!
September 16th, 2016
Labor Day marked the unofficial start of fall and the long awaited return of pumpkin spice lattes. I shiver thinking about the rollout of all things pumpkin. The spicy essence signals fall has arrived. And with it, pumpkin jokes:
Did you know if you say “Pumpkin Spice Latte” into a mirror three times, a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall. (Don’t be afraid, it’s just me. LOL)
Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? A: It had no guts!
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin? A: Cut it out!
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? A: Squash
One day two pumpkins, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured pumpkin called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured pumpkin was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured pumpkin, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.”
“The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.