The following pun fun has been tried and tested on patients over the past week. Some had to be explained, however I’ve left them in for your pleasure. (smile)
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemist die they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I worked with a patient addicted to brake fluid. He said he could stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
A woman at the theater thought she recognized me from her vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
They told me my patient had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I might take a second job at a local bakery. I knead the dough.
and finally … Velcro – what a rip-off!