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Midweek Fun with Puns - Tamara's Journeys

Midweek Fun with Puns

January 7th, 2015

The following pun fun has been tried and tested on patients over the past week. Some had to be explained, however I’ve left them in for your pleasure. (smile)

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

When chemist die they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I worked with a patient addicted to brake fluid. He said he could stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A woman at the theater thought she recognized me from her vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

They told me my patient had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I might take a second job at a local bakery. I knead the dough.

and finally … Velcro – what a rip-off!

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