I don’t know about you, but I could use a couple jokes. Here is goes …
A man wanted to get his wife something nice for their wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her the latest cell phone she’d been wanting. She was very happy and excited. She loved her phone. He sat beside her and explained all the features on the phone. The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang and it was her husband.
“Hi hun,” he said, “how do you like your new phone?” His wife replied, “I just love it. It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there’s one thing I don’t understand though.”
“What’s that?” asked the husband. The woman replied, “How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”
A man stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!”
“Yes, ma’am?” asked the librarian. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Yelled the man.
“What was wrong with it?” she asked. The man replied, “It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!”
The librarian nodded and said, “Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book.”