Computer geeks are a breed apart, and as with any group of people with mutual references, they often make jokes and observations that are totally incomprehensible to outsiders. So consider this post a litmus test. If you laugh at these jokes, then you are most definitely a computer geek.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft; and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
I hope you geeks enjoyed this post as much as I did. Because now I have to return to my latest Windows 10 updates. Not funny.