Q: What do you get when you cross a hula hoop and a boxer?
A: Hawaiian Punch.
Q: What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
A: A Hula-Dunnit.
Q: What is a volcano always trying to get rid of?
A: It’s lava handles.
Q: Why did the Hawaii football team cross the road?
A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.
Hawaiian asked to use chicken nut bread (she cannot breathe) & sea shore in a sentence: “”Oi, is dis dee 911 num-bare? You must hurry dee ambulance.. my wife.. chicken nut bread and she iss having d’ sea shore!”
I’m fine, how are you?