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Friday Funnies

April 7th, 2017

Q: What do you get when you cross a hula hoop and a boxer?
A: Hawaiian Punch.

Q: What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
A: A Hula-Dunnit.

Q: What is a volcano always trying to get rid of?
A: It’s lava handles.

Q: Why did the Hawaii football team cross the road?
A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.

Hawaiian asked to use chicken nut bread (she cannot breathe) & sea shore in a sentence: “”Oi, is dis dee 911 num-bare? You must hurry dee ambulance.. my wife.. chicken nut bread and she iss having d’ sea shore!”

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, how are you?

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  • dad says on: April 7, 2017 at 8:49 pm

     

    OK, you tried……

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