I know most of you are still experiencing winter, but I’m HOT in Hawaii. Yesterday my temperature gauge said 88 degrees when the radio weatherman announced, “The next two days we’ll be warming up.” What?? Warming up is what you say when it’s 30 degrees, not 88! Thankfully this is Spring and I won’t be here to experience Hawaii’s summer temperatures. Think warm and enjoy these “How Hot is It?” jokes.
It’s so hot … local Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot … I put bacon on my tomatoes and in 15 minutes I had a hot BLT.
It’s so hot … that Moses seems cool!
It’s so hot … I saw a Tanager bird dip his worm in a Nestea.
It’s so hot … everyone’s wearing “sweat” pants.
It’s so hot … the Hawaiian government installed a fan in their debt ceiling. (still no A/C though)
It’s so hot … the beach sand is turning to glass.