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March 17th, 2017

The therapist wheeled Nana out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Nana couldn’t speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so the therapist straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right to keep her upright. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the therapist stuffed pillows to keep her from leaning. Soon she started leaning forward, so the therapist grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her upright. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, “Hi, Nana, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?” Nana took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew… “They won’t let me Otote. (fart)”


Three mischievous tutu’s were sitting on a bench outside Wong’s nursing home, when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the tutu’s yelled out to saying, “A! we bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”  The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, You are two old fools.” One of the tutu’s said back, “Of course we can! – Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age.”  Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his pants. The tutu’s told him to turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they shouted, “You’re 87 years old!”  Standing with his pants down around his ankles the old man said, “How did you guess?” Slapping their knees and smiling from ear to ear, the tutu’s laughingly yelled…“We was at your birthday party yesterday!!!”


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  • dad says on: March 18, 2017 at 12:21 am



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