Travel can be a fun, exciting and sometimes stressful experience. Try to keep these funnies in mind next time you book a flight:
I have a feeling the flight attendant on my Seattle to Honolulu flight is going to ask me if I’ll like a meal. I’m going to ask, “What are my choices.” I fully expect to hear, “Yes or no.”
When I checked in my luggage at the Lansing airport I noticed mistletoe hanging over the counter. I couldn’t help but ask why it was there. I figured it was left over from Christmas. Instead the clerk dryly replied, “So you can kiss your luggage goodbye.”
No wonder I overheard a passenger checking in at the next scale at the Delta counter saying to the agent, “I’m flying to Los Angeles. I want the square case to go to Denver, and the two larger suitcases to go to Seattle.” “I’m sorry, Sir, but we can’t do that” was her response. “Why not?” You did it the last time!” He remarked.
I was finally called to board and made myself as comfortable as you can in the middle seat. The flight attendant started giving the emergency information by announcing, “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but only 4 to out of this plane.”
It’s a fact, there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky. Say a prayer for air travelers.