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February 24th, 2017

Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to Mardi Gras. Boudreaux was flying the plane, and Pierre was in the back fooling with cargo equipment a stuff.  Their plane hit some turbulence a started bouncing around and Boudreaux got knocked unconscious. Then the plane start drifting. Pierre come ran up to the front and Boudreaux was sprawled out all over the steering wheel.  Well, Pierre didn’t know anything about flying and he start to get panicky. He grabs the microphone and holla “May Day! May Day! This is Cajun Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knocked unconscious and I don’t know nuttin about flying this plane!”  “This is the control tower,” Someone answered. “Don’t you worry about nothing. We’re going to explain how you’re going to land the plane, step by step, ah gar-own-tee! Just leave anything to us. First, how high you are, and what’s you position?”  Pierre thought a minute, then said, “I’m five foot ten and I’m all day was to the front of the plane.” “No! No! No!” answered the tower. ” What’s your altitude, and your location?”  Pierre say, “Man, right now I got a poor attitude, an I’m from Thibodeaux, Louisiana!”  ” No! No! No!” came an exasperated voice. ” I need to know how many feet you got off the ground and where you are in relation to the airport!”  Pierre, he starts to panic by this time. He says, “Counting Boudreaux’s feet’s and mine together, we got four feet off the ground and I believe this plane is related to your airport!”  A long pause—–the silence was deafening. “We need to know who your next of kin.”

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“Hey man, can I borrow your lawn mower? MARDI GRAS needs cutting.”

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  • dad says on: February 24, 2017 at 5:52 pm

     

    good ome

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