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Friday Funnies

February 10th, 2017

Friday Funnies

Eagle-eyed skywatchers will enjoy a rare space triple-header tonight and early Saturday morning: A “penumbral” lunar eclipse during the full “snow” moon — the flyby of a comet AND Friday Funnies!

Q: Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon? A: The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.

Q: Why did the dairy cow jump over the moon? A: Because the farmer had cold hands!

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke? A: When it’s down to its last quarter.

Q: Why does the Moon orbit the Earth? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the moon burp? A: Because it was full!

Q: How does a man on a moon get his haircut? A: Eclipse it.

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  • dad says on: February 10, 2017 at 6:09 am

     

    I havfe been to one of those restruants.

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