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Friday Funnies

December 16th, 2016

My cold feet tell me a weak La Niña may develop, resulting in colder temperatures in the East, warmer West. Winter 2016-17 may bring colder-than-average temperatures to the East early on, but this winter may end up warmer than average overall, according to an outlook released by the Weather Channel. Basically: the weather outside is frightful. Let’s warm up over a few winter jokes.

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds? A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? A: They wear snowcaps.

Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town? A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together? A: With igloo!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!

May your laughter warm you up from the inside out this holiday season.

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  • dad says on: December 16, 2016 at 6:16 am

     

    Groan….. But they were funny.

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