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December 9th, 2016

An old geezer became very bored with retirement and decided to open a medical clinic on Ocean Ave. in Delray Beach, FL.  He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr.Geezer’s clinic.  Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Dr. Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.  So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me?” Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”  Dr. Young: “Aaagh!, this is gasoline!”  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations!  You’ve got your taste back.  That will be $500.”

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.  Dr. Young:  “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.” Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Dr. Young:  “Oh, no you don’t, that is gasoline!” Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations!  You’ve got your memory back.  That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak.  I can hardly see anything!” Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, “Here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!  Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations!  You got your vision back!  That will be $500.”

Moral of story:  Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”

Or as my “old geezer” friend told me: don’t make old people mad.  We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.  We don’t like being taken for granted or being treated as though we are fools. Now have a nice day.

 

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  • dad says on: December 9, 2016 at 5:45 pm

     

    Chock one up for the Geezer.

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