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Friday Funnies

December 2nd, 2016

It’s December on the calendar and many places are already covered in snow. That can only mean one thing: Snowmen!  They’re popping up across the North. In fact, one night upon the midnight clear, there stood a snowman with candy cheer.  He was filled with candy all over.  The buttons were mints, the mouth was Licorice, while the nose was made of chocolate and the snowman himself was full of marshmallow. Sweet stuffing for a snowman.

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance? A: Snowballs!

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!

Q: What cereal do Snowmen like for breakfast? A: Frosties!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a shark? A: Frostbite!

Q: What did the Snowman’s hat say to the scarf? A: You hang around while I go on ahead!

Q: How does a Snowman get to work? A: By icicle

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Happy Holidays!

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  • dad says on: December 2, 2016 at 6:06 am

     

    How did Friday get here so quickly? By icicle.

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