Labor Day marked the unofficial start of fall and the long awaited return of pumpkin spice lattes. I shiver thinking about the rollout of all things pumpkin. The spicy essence signals fall has arrived. And with it, pumpkin jokes:
Did you know if you say “Pumpkin Spice Latte” into a mirror three times, a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall. (Don’t be afraid, it’s just me. LOL)
Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? A: It had no guts!
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin? A: Cut it out!
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? A: Squash
One day two pumpkins, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.
The uninjured pumpkin called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured pumpkin was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.
After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured pumpkin, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.”
“The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.