I started an assignment in Minnesota this week and it feels a lot like da UP, eh. Consider these observations:
Minnesotan’s consider it a sport to gather their food by drilling through 18” of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you’re in Minnesota.
In Minnesota the local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.
Minnesotans think that ketchup is a little too spicy, and so do I. LOL
Minnesotans know several people who have hit a deer more than once and don’t think about it. Some take it home for dinner.
Minnesotans can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
And you know you are in Minnesota when your landlord installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
Minnesotans think “down south” means Iowa. A brat is something they eat, and if everybody goes out to a fish fry every Friday.
I need to pinch myself. Am I back in da UP?