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Journeys as great as the destinations.

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Friday Funnies

April 10th, 2015

A woman in New York City hailed a cab. After giving the taxi drive the address she relaxed. After a few minutes she tapped the driver on his shoulder to ask him about a restaurant. The driver lost all control, driving over the curb and onto the sidewalk. This went on for several blocks until the driver finally brought the cab to a stop. The man was sweating and shaking when the woman asked him what was wrong. He replied, “Lady, this is my first day as a taxi driver. Before this I drove a hearse for 30 years!”

An elderly couple in Boca went to the pool to swim. John started choking and gasping for breath and had to be saved by a lifeguard. Mary was told it was safe to take him home, but advised to keep an eye on him. That evening Mary called 911 to come over as John wasn’t responding. When the EMT arrived Mary directed them to the bathroom. The EMT came out and sat down with Mary, telling her, “Ma’am, I’m very sorry to have to tell you that your husband has committed suicide by hanging.” Mary said, “No, I hung him up to dry.”

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.