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Friday Funnies

May 13th, 2016

This week at my facility was celebrated with a different theme each day, including disco, sports and western so I decided we needed some jokes to match those themes this week:

Why did the skeleton go to the disco? He heard it was a hip joint.

Q: What do cars so at the disco? A: Brake dance

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The other day was Take Your Daughter to Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately, they lost, 15-3.

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the young southpaw. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the National Anthem.”

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A sheriff in a small town sees a tall attractive “Blonde” cowboy walking down the sidewalk in Elko wearing nothing but a cowboy hat, jeans and cowboy boots. Naturally the sheriff arrested him and put him in jail charging Indecent Exposure. As the sheriff is about to leave the jail, he turns and asks the Cowboy, ” Why in the world were you walking around in town like that?” The cowboy says, ” Well, I was in this bar when this really good looking lady came up to me, took me by the arm and took me out to her motor home. She took off her top and asked me to take off mine. So I did. She got on the bed and said, “OK cowboy now ‘go to town.’” So I did!

Wow. Keep your shirt on!

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.