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Friday Funnies

April 29th, 2016

If you wear cowboy clothes, you’re ranch dressing. (LOL)

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

Q: What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? A: Darn tootin’!

Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!

Q: What did the cowboy say to the pencil? A: Draw, partner.

Q: What do you call a happy cowboy? A: A jolly rancher.

Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? A: Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Q: How do cowboys like their duck? A: A L’range

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  • dad says on: April 29, 2016 at 1:53 pm

     

    Why does a cowboy wear a ten gallon hat? He needs the range.

    • Tamara says on: April 30, 2016 at 7:24 am

       

      You’re pretty funny too. It must be where I get my humor. LOL

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