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April 15th, 2016

A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Nevada ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a “more humane” solution. What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Nevada Wool and Sheep Grower’s Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old cowboy in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, “Son, I don’t think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain’t mating with our sheep – they’re eatin’ ’em.”

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On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town in Nevada. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it’s tail and kissed it where the sun don’t shine. An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing. “Whudd’ya do that fer?” he asked. “Got chapped lips,” the cowboy replied. The old man asked, “Does that help?” The cowboy said, “Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ ’em.”

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A lady went into a bar in Elko and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady! Why don’t you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you?” The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.” “The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered …take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”

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  • dad says on: April 15, 2016 at 2:09 pm

     

    ho ho…………………………………………………………….

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