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Friday Funnies

April 7th, 2016

A cowboy rides up to a saloon on his horse. He goes in, orders a drink, then leaves. His horse is gone. He goes back to the saloon, and asks, “Where’s my horse?”

No one replies. So he says, “I’ll order one more drink, and then if my horse isn’t outside, I’ll have to do what i did in Texas and I don’t like doing that.”

So the locals hurry around, and when he leaves, his horse is outside. As the stranger gets on his horse, the bartender asks, “What did you do in Texas?” to which the cowboy replies, “I had to walk home.”

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Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?

He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.”

She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on – this time on the right feet.

He then announced, “These aren’t my boots.” She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, “Why didn’t you say so?” like she wanted to do. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.

He then said, “They’re my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear them.” She didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. She than mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots onto his feet again.

She said, “Now, where are your mittens?” He said, “I stuffed them in the toes of my boots…”

 

Have I lost my mind? Why would I post Friday Funnies on Thursday night? Honestly, after the week we’ve had I’m thrilled I still have my wits about me and know what day it is! Truth be told, I want to ensure y’all have a good chuckle before I go off the grid for a bit. I’m pointing my cowboy boots west to cowboy country in the morning and can’t guarantee when I’ll be online next. BTW: I checked the toes of Mom’s cowboy boots before I put them on. Elko, Nevada here I come!

It’s kind of a long story. I told Mom I'd have to look for a pair of boots and she pulled these out of the closet, and I was shocked. I remember the day 35 years ago she bought these while we were vacationing in Bozeman, MT.

It’s kind of a long story. I told Mom I’d have to look for a pair of boots and she pulled these out of the closet, and I was shocked. I remember the day 35 years ago she bought these while we were vacationing in Bozeman, MT.

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  • Roberta VanderBreggen says on: April 8, 2016 at 10:53 am

     

    Safe travels.

    • Tamara says on: April 9, 2016 at 7:04 am

       

      Thank you and bless you Roberta. Keep checking back for updates and let me know how you are.

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