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Friday Funnies

April 1st, 2016

HAND:

Q: Have you heard the one about the guy who got all of his fingers chopped off? A: He didn’t feel too good after that.

Three fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed.

He won the twister contest hands-down.

FOOT:

Q: Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot

Q: What is the last thing you take off before you go to bed? A: Your feet off the floor.

Q: What was the foot surgeon’s favorite Olympic event? A: Arch-ery

MOUTH:

Bible verse hanging in a dental office: Psalms 81:10:” . . . open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.”

Man: “Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars” Woman: “Because they gleam and sparkle” Man: “No, because they come out at night!”

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn’t nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone’s mouth. The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”

Think this is all silly fun? Let me assure your hand, foot and mouth disease in a household of 8 people is no laughing matter. Regardless, we need to maintain humor in the situation. Have a weekend full of laughter my friends!

 

 

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  • dad says on: April 1, 2016 at 12:04 pm

     

    Amen…….

    Can you smile out of both sides or a mouth? Could it be a grimm grin?

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