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Friday Funnies

February 19th, 2016

In preparation of Monday’s full moon this post could be titled “Full Moon Friday Funnies.” Enjoy!

A teacher asks their students “Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?” After a moment of silence a ten-year old student puts his hand up and answers, “I think it’s the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don’t need it.”

Bill and Ben were walking home from the local pub. Bill says to Ben, ‘Vat a beautiful night, look at da moon.’ Ben stops and looks at Bill, ‘You are wrong, dat’s not da moon, dat’s da sun.’ Both started arguing for a while when they come upon a real drunk walking in the other direction, so they stopped him. ‘Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us vat dat ting is up in da sky dat’s shining. Is it da moon or da sun?’ The drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them, and said, ‘Sorry, I don’t live around here.’

After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!”  “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”

Two blondes in the Upper Peninsula were sitting on a bench talking. One blonde says to the other,  “Which do you think is farther away … Florida or the moon?” The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida …?”


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  • Dad says on: February 19, 2016 at 8:16 am



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