Exchange your shivers for some giggles as we celebrate the spring season with silly Spring jokes:
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A. Spring-time!
Spring is always eagerly awaited after the long, cold winters. When I arrived at work Wednesday, I noticed a sign gaily decorated with flowers and butterflies. It read: “Think Spring.” Yesterday it was bitter and today, the first day of Spring is supposed to blow in with a freezing temperatures, however, and another flowery sign was posted. This time the message read: “Forget Spring. Think Summer.”
A man had spent the late winter months waiting impatiently for signs of spring. When the first warm, sunny Saturday arrived, he eagerly unlocked the storm door and stepped onto the patio deck. He was pleased by the sight of green sprouts and the sounds of singing birds. More than anything else, he delighted in the sweet aroma of the spring air. Knocking on the kitchen window, he beckoned to his wife to join him in enjoying the pleasures of the season. She quietly brought him back to earth when she reminded him that he was standing over the dryer vent, inhaling the scent of fabric softener!
Four high school boys afflicted with Spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”