Thanksgiving is a time for food, fun and sometimes frustration, but mostly Thanksgiving jokes. Whether smart or silly, they not only tastes great but are also less filling. You can consume all you want, and they won’t stick to your thighs or put you to sleep.
I heard my nephew said at the Thanksgiving table: I don’t eat pumpkin pie. It’s made from the guts of jack-o-lanterns, and that’s just spooky!
A woman in her seventies, cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time, called Butterball for help because her mother said she was tired of cooking and it was time for her to learn how to prepare the Thanksgiving meal. The Butterball Talk-Line staffer asked the woman what state her turkey was in (meaning how thawed was it) the caller responded with, “Florida.”
A young Yooper boy was sitting in his grandmother’s kitchen watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal. “What are you doing” Landon enquired. “Oh, I’m just stuffing the turkey,” his grandmother replied. “Wow, that’s cool,” Landon remarked. “Are you going to hand it next to the deer?”
Wishing you abundant blessings, peace and laughter all the year through!