Gavin comes home from his first day of kindergarten, and his mother asked, “What did you learn today?” Not enough,” Gavin replied. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? She had bright students!
Why do magicians do so well in school? They’re good at trick questions.
What’s the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
What kind of school do you go to if you’re… …an ice cream man? Sundae school. …a giant? High school. …a surfer? Boarding school. …King Arthur? Knight school.
Michael, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? I’m glad it’s Friday!
School bells are ringing! It’s going to be a great year!