Do you need some funnies as much as I do this Friday? If so, keep reading. Today’s funnies come to you straight out of the mouths of some senior patients.
“By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step he’s too old to go anywhere.”
“Old age is when you’ve stopped growing up and start growing out.”
“Old age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.”
“A man has reached old age when he’s cautioned to slow down by his doctor rather than by the police.”
“Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.”
“Old age is when you don’t care where your spouse goes so long as you don’t have to go along.”
and lastly, “Old age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired out.”
Oh dear. And this is happening to all of us!