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Friday Funnies

August 11th, 2017

The average age of people living in Westhills Village community in Rapid City is 85. Recently, one of the residents turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Everyone showed up, including his son from Florida. “How old are you?” one of the residents asked the son. “I’m 81 years old,” he answered. The resident shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?”

Seeing my patient was wearing a new locket, I asked if there was a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” said Sally, “a lock of my husband’s hair.” “Hmm. Your husband’s still alive.” “I know, but his hair is gone!”

Police in Delray Beach, Florida, raided and shut down a weekly $4-a-round mah-jongg game played by four elderly women. The Kings Point Gazette asked its readers for titles of crime movies that could be made about this bust:

Golden Girls, Interrupted

The Lavender Hair Mob

Indicting Miss Daisy

No Country for Old Women

The Social Security Network

 

 

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  • Heather says on: August 11, 2017 at 7:57 pm

     

    Hahaha! Love the locket!

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