I’ve been without internet connection for the past week. (I’ll be without again this weekend) In the meantime I’ve been thinking how today’s use of the internet has made this world a global village. It’s made our lives easy and fast. You can stay connected to the people on the other end of the globe and be updated on the latest news throughout world.
“Surfing the web” is not only fun, but at the same time it can be extremely useful for gaining knowledge of all sorts. You can be entertained with music, movies, videos and games. You can stay in contact with family & friends by email with photo attachments. The internet can be made more fun by sharing funny jokes and stories … or even a rather corny collection of jokes. However you use the internet, make your time fun filled.
One day, a ragged individual stranded for several months on a small deserted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. “Due to lack of maintenance,” he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account.”
A man and wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realized how bad it had gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said “No, not there. Scroll down a little.”
How do trees get on the Internet? They log in.
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
What is an astronaut’s favorite key on the computer keyboard? The space bar.
Have you heard about the Disney virus? It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.
What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers? He wound up with baked Apples! (For my brother)