With the advent of the viral Ice Bucket ALS fundraiser, I decided to post some timely bucket jokes. Hope they put a smile on your can!
“Dear celebrities, OK, now that’s enough. Please stop pouring lovely fresh water over your heads” – Africa
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pail!
A pair of brothers were working together as overnight janitors. Moe stopped what he was doing went into the bathroom while Larry kept working down the hall. All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom so Larry ran to investigate. He went inside and asked his brother what the problem was. Moe said that everytime he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed him! Larry shook his head and said, “Well yeah, you’re sitting on the mop bucket Moe!”