Give me the beach please. One of the wonderful things about being at my favorite beaches include watching the sun rise, swimming in the salt water, warm breezes on my skin, and visiting with friends. The scent and sound of the ocean makes me happy to be alive. Happy enough to make up silly jokes for you!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish
What does a mermaid wear to math lessons?… An algae-bra
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved
What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… License to Krill
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels
Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads
A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
To all my Florida friends living near the ocean, I will always have you in my heart with a smile on my lips.