There was once a Rapid City boy who hated using the outhouse because it was hot in the summer and freezing in the winter…plus it stank all the time. The outhouse was situated on the bank of a Rapid Creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
So one day after a spring rain the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. He got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing this meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn’t it, son?”
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told the truth.” The dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in that cherry tree.”
Sue was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.” Joe! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Joe replied, “There ain’t nothing wrong with the outhouse.” Sue yelled back, “Yes there is, now please go out there and fix it.”
So, Joe mosied out to the outhouse, looked around and yelled back, “There ain’t nothing wrong with the outhouse!” Sue yelled, “Stick your head in the hole!” “I am NOT sticking my head in that hole!”
Sue shouted, “You need to stick your head in the hole to see what to fix.” Wanting to make her happy, Joe stuck his head in the hole, looked around and yelled back, “Sue! There’s nothing wrong with this outhouse!”
Sue hollered back, “Now take your head out of the hole!” Joe proceeded to pull his head out of the hole, then started screaming, “Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!” To which Sue replied, “Hurt’s, don’t it?!”
Terrible jokes with a common thread as a hint to this weekend’s adventure. Hope it’s as amusing as the jokes!