Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.

Friday Funnies

December 8th, 2017

Have you ever heard of the Heavenly Air Force? Or maybe the Angel Harold? Probably not. But if you have children or grandchildren, or you work with kids, you can likely guess how such terms originated. As we all know, kids say the darndest things! 

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?  You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. — Derrick, age 8 

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they’re rich. — Pam, age 7 

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. — Anita, age 9 (bless you child) 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?  — Kelvin, age 8 

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.  — Ricky, age 10

 

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.