Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.

Friday Funnies

December 1st, 2017

Cringe worthy jokes & riddles to share at holiday parties ~ Tis the Season!

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. Clerk: “What denomination?” Woman: “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this? Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic.”

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery factory is now fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

A merry Christmas to Ewe, and Ewe and Ewe!

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.