My cold feet tell me a weak La Niña may develop, resulting in colder temperatures in the East, warmer West. Winter 2016-17 may bring colder-than-average temperatures to the East early on, but this winter may end up warmer than average overall, according to an outlook released by the Weather Channel. Basically: the weather outside is frightful. Let’s warm up over a few winter jokes.
Q: How do Eskimos make their beds? A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? A: They wear snowcaps.
Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town? A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together? A: With igloo!
May your laughter warm you up from the inside out this holiday season.