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Friday Funnies

December 16th, 2016

My cold feet tell me a weak La Niña may develop, resulting in colder temperatures in the East, warmer West. Winter 2016-17 may bring colder-than-average temperatures to the East early on, but this winter may end up warmer than average overall, according to an outlook released by the Weather Channel. Basically: the weather outside is frightful. Let’s warm up over a few winter jokes.

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds? A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? A: They wear snowcaps.

Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town? A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together? A: With igloo!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!

May your laughter warm you up from the inside out this holiday season.

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.