Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.

Friday Funnies

October 14th, 2016

Today my family is meeting at Crane Orchards: one of the finest u-pick orchards in Michigan. With over 17 different varieties of apples, 10 varieties of peaches and sweet cherries for the discriminating u-picker to choose from, and only 4 miles from Lake Michigan, the scenery is breathtaking. Which led me to apples jokes for my core audience to enjoy.

Q: What reads and lives in an apple? A: A bookworm

Q Why did Eve want to move to New York? A: She  fell for the Big Apple!

Q: Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing? A: Because they’re crab apples!

Q: If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? A: None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

Apples. Fruit goodness that you can enjoy anytime or anywhere!

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.