Light the funny fuse on your Independence Day weekend celebration with these hilarious Fourth of July jokes:
Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? A: Because she can’t sit down.
Q: What do you call an American drawing? John: What? A: Yankee doodle!
Teacher: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Johnny: “Get in the boat, men!”
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded.
A book never written: “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Oh say can you see)
Another book never written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech. (Normandy beach)
And the last book never written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard. (I need a greencard)