My sweet little niece has experienced chronic ear infections since she was born. Yesterday she had tubes put in and her adenoids taken out and we expect she’ll be a much happier (if that’s possible) toddler and happy parents that don’t have to struggle giving her medicine. With a happy family comes humor to celebrate.
Doctor: “Your daughter’s adenoids are enlarged and need removing.” My brother: “So we need to subtractnoids?”
Woman: “Look here Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well.” Doctor: “That’s quite enough out of you!”
My young nephew was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his playmate, “I’ll be gone for a while. I have to have surgery.” On the day he was admitted his mother asked the doctor., “Could you please also circumcise him while he is asleep.” The doctor agreed. When he woke up and was very sore down there for several days. After about a week he got to see his playmate again and the playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out soon. He asked him to tell him about the surgery. My nephew replied, ‘All I can tell you is your tonsils ain’t where you think they are.’
Aunt Tam Tam loves you!