If you wear cowboy clothes, you’re ranch dressing. (LOL)
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
Q: What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? A: Darn tootin’!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
Q: What did the cowboy say to the pencil? A: Draw, partner.
Q: What do you call a happy cowboy? A: A jolly rancher.
Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? A: Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
Q: How do cowboys like their duck? A: A L’range