St. Patrick’s Day was here and Irish it lasted a week. There’s plenty Irish goodness to celebrate. It’s true, there’s a lot more to St. Patrick’s Day than most people know. Starting with Irish wit as found below:
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A: A sham-rock!
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Real rocks are too heavy!
Q: Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover? A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? A: Because they’re already wearing green!
Q: How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time? A: He is Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer? A: Paddy O’Furniture!
Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato? A: When it’s a French fry!
May you wake each day with a smile on your lips and joy in your heart.