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Friday Funnies

February 12th, 2016

Listed below is a collection of funny dogsledding jokes for kids and children of all ages. What can I say, I was inspired by last weekends sled dog race. Enjoy!

Q: Why did the hunter name his sled dog Frost? A: Because Frost bites!

Q: How can you tell if you have a stupid sled dog? A: It chases parked snowmobiles!

Q: What did the hunter say when the polar bear ate his sled dog? A: “Well, doggone!”

Q: What is the difference between Santa Claus and a warm sled dog? A: Santa wears a whole suit – a dog just pants!

Q: What is worse than a sled dog howling at the moon? A: A whole team of sled dogs howling at the moon!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sled dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases snowmobiles – and catches them!

Q: What is the difference between a sled dog and a mailbox? A: You don’t know? No wonder we’re not getting any mail from the Arctic!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a puffin with a sled dog? A: A dog that lays pooched eggs!

Q: What time is it when ten sled dogs are chasing a polar bear across the ice? A: Ten after one.

Q: What does a sled dog that was an Iditarod competitor become after it is ten years old? A: Eleven years old.

Q: Where are sled dogs trained? A: In the mush-room!

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs that have come in out of the snow? A: Slush puppies!

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.