Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.

Friday Funnies

January 29th, 2016

Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the western U.P. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes’ wife goes into labor. He calls the doctor who rushed next door and begins to deliver the baby.

“What d’ya want me to do, doctor?” “Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!” the doctor delivered the child and holds it up for the proud father to see. “Mike, you’re the proud father of a fine strapping boy.” “Saints be praised, I…” Before Mike can finish the doctor interrupts, “Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike.” Soon the doctor delivered another child. “You’ve a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter.”

“Thanks be to…” Again the doctor interrupts him, “Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!” Soon the doctor delivered a third child. The doctor held up the baby for Mike’s inspection. “Doctor,” asked Mike, “Do you think it’s the light that’s attracting them?”

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At an auction in Marquette a wealthy Canadian announced that he had lost his wallet containing $10,000 and would give a reward of $100 to the person who found it. From the back of the hall a Yooper voice shouted, “I’ll give $150!”

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A customer ordered some coffee in an Escanaba cafe. The waitress arrived with the coffee and placed it on the table. After a few moments, the customer called for the waitress “Excuse me,” he said, “there’s dirt in my coffee.” “That’s not surprising,” replied the waitress, “It was ground only half an hour ago.”

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.