Snow. Snow. And more snow. Time for silly snow jokes.
Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? A: Polaroids!
Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ? A: Icebergers !
Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman.
Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A: A snow-fake!
Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: Water!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite
Q: How does a Snowman get to work? A: By icicle.