And now some random thoughts to make us smile because it’s been one of those weeks. And you know what I mean …
So Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
When I asked a patient if they could touch their toes, they responded, “If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.”
I find it amusing when patients ask me where or when I would like to retire. I don’t know where, but someday I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.
I had to call customer service this week. Why did I have to press one for English when they just transferred me to someone I couldn’t understand anyway?
After all this during the week I’m getting more wise. That’s right. I’m not getting gray hair. I have “wisdom highlights”. I’m just becoming very wise.
Be happy about the simple things.