Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.

Friday Funnies

April 24th, 2015

And now some random thoughts to make us smile because it’s been one of those weeks. And you know what I mean …

So Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

When I asked a patient if they could touch their toes, they responded, “If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.”

I find it amusing when patients ask me where or when I would like to retire. I don’t know where, but someday I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.

I had to call customer service this week. Why did I have to press one for English when they just transferred me to someone I couldn’t understand anyway?

After all this during the week I’m getting more wise. That’s right. I’m not getting gray hair. I have “wisdom highlights”. I’m just becoming very wise.

Be happy about the simple things.

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.