I know I just had “Midweek Fun with Puns”, but the puns just keep coming. I may be laughing all by myself, but they’re punny! Take a look for yourself …
I wondered why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side amputated? He’s all right now.
My patient told me they don’t trust the stairs because they’re always up to something.
Another said they didn’t trust people that perform acupuncture. He thinks they’re backstabbers.
Did you know I thought about being a banker? I lost interest.
Did you hear about the patient who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He’s lucky it was a soft drink.
I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
And for my brother: Police were called to a daycare where a toddler was resisting a rest. LOL!