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Amusing Christmas Angels

December 17th, 2014

Kids say the funniest things about Christmas Angels:

Mindy, age 8: I only know one angel and his name is Herold. Mommy sings a song about him, “Hark! Herold the angel sings.”

Peter, age 7: Angels don’t eat that much, but they drink a lot of milk from the holy cows.

Veronica, age 8: I don’t understand about angels, why when a girl fancies a boy, they get an angel to shoot arrows at him??

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Just before Christmas God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.  He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.  So he called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.  When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.

Well, he thought for a moment and said, maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another point of view.  So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned she went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.

God was discouraged by this news. So He decided to email the 5% that were good to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that email said?? … Ah, so you didn’t get it either?

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Christmas angels are hard to find when your eyes are closed, but when you choose to see, angels are everywhere you look. So, open your eyes and count all your Angels; for you are truly blessed.

Tamara's Journeys

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