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Ho! Ho! Ho!

December 3rd, 2014

Christmas joy brings out the Christmas jokes in me, what can I say. Hope these bring a smile to your lips and a bit of Christmas joy to your hearts:

T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. They’d been worn all week and needed the air.

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Did you know realize that according to the song, “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”, Santa has twelve reindeer? Sure, in the introduction it goes “There’s Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen…” That makes eight reindeer. Then there’s Rudolph, of course, so that makes nine. Then there’s Olive. You know, “Olive the other reindeer used to laugh…” That makes ten. The eleventh is Howe. You know, “Then Howe the reindeer loved him…” Eleven reindeer. Oh, and number 12? That’s Andy! “Andy shouted out with glee.” The proof is in the song!

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Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A. In a snow bank.

Q: Why do mummies like Christmas so much? A. Because of all the wrapping!

Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child? A: Frostbite!!

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One last thought … Don’t you hate that awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents?!

 

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.