Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.

Monday Funnies

September 8th, 2014
I’ve been studying hymns for my blog recently and have put together a list of ‘Hymns for Christians over 65 years old’. Let me know what you think …
  • Give Me the Old Timers Religion
  • Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up
  • Just a Slower Walk with Thee
  • Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up
  • Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing
  • Guide Me, O Thou, Great Lord God, I’ve Forgotten Where I’ve Parked The Car
  • Count Your Many Birthdays, Count Them One By One
  • Blessed Insurance
  • It Is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt

Yes, it’s a joke! It’s time for Monday funnies to start your week with a smile on your lips. I’ve been smiling since Saturday. In preparation for a fishing excursion with my nephews I was digging for bait in the garden with my youngest nephew Gavin. He uncovered some sort of insect with lots of legs and proudly dangled it before my face.

I told him “No, sweetie, that’s not bait. It’s not an earthworm.”

“It’s not?” he asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?” LOL

Speaking of dirt, did you hear the one about the scientist who went before God and said, “We’ve figured out how to make a man without you.” God said, “OK, let me see you do it.” So the scientist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, “Oh, no you don’t. Get your own dirt!”

 

 

   

 

 

Tamara's Journeys

Journeys as great as the destinations.