I woke to the sounds of a steady hard rain this morning and realized I hadn’t posted any jokes lately. I hope these put a ray of sunshine into an otherwise dreary day for everyone:
A motorist is making his way down a flooded road after a night of torrential rain. Suddenly he sees a man’s head sticking out of a large puddle. He stops his car and asks the man if he can help him out and give him a lift. The man says, “No thanks, I’m on my bike.”
I believe for every drop of rain that falls a flower grows. And a roof leaks, and a soccer game gets called off, a car rusts …
Love. How sweet it is! I’d cross the hottest desert, I’d swim the deepest sea, I’d climb the highest mountain. But I can’t come over today because it’s raining.
A couple were watching “Singing in The Rain” when the girl turned to her boyfriend and asked, “How come we don’t do romantic things like running through the rain holding hands?” He replied, “Because I’ve got an umbrella.”
Why did my sister cut a hole in her new umbrella? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining!
And in closing, we all know that into every life a little rain must fall. And it’s usually when your car windows are down.