A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a New York Giants fan and he was a Dallas Cowboy fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Giants fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, “Yes, it’s a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Giants fan.”
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. “Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?”
The man sat up, looked around, and said “GO DOLPHINS!”