A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He seemed obviously drunk. So the bartender said to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home. I think it’s time.”
The man helped the “drunk” out the door and to his car and he stumbled at least ten times. They drove along and the drunk pointed out his house to the Samaritan who stopped the car. The drunk stumbled up the steps to his house with assistance from the man.
The drunk’s wife greeted them at the door and said: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?”